Beatrice Blanco
Satirical Content Creator | Freelance Political Humorist/Columnist | Corporate Communications Consultant
Beatrice Blanco is a digital nomad and chaos-agent provocateur who believes the best policy is no policy, especially when it comes to telling people how to live their lives or run their businesses. With a razor-sharp wit that cuts through both liberal sentimentality and conservative rigidity, she's the type of journalist who makes politicians nervous and readers laugh (usually while shaking their heads). Her signature move? Taking the most sacred cows of both sides and turning them into internet gold through perfectly crafted, viral-ready takedowns. Whether she's exposing the hypocrisy of corporate welfare recipients who rail against socialism, or skewering moral crusaders who profit from their own preached-against vices, Beatrice brings the kind of irreverent truth-telling that makes everyone uncomfortable, which is exactly why we need her. When she's not crafting another headline that breaks the internet, you can find her somewhere between airport terminals, probably live-streaming commentary about whatever ridiculous thing a politician said that week.
Curated Articles
October 29, 2026
Dana White’s biggest regret, at least back in 2013, was never signing former PRIDE FC Heavyweight Champion Fedor Emelianenko, who went on to compete for Strikeforce and Bellator MMA under...
October 27, 2026
ConocoPhillips is set to announce job cuts in Canada’s oil patch on Tuesday, the company said in an email, the second year in a row it is laying off employees.
The U.S. oil firm has informed staff of...
October 19, 2026
Jessica Waddell-Lewinstein Kopp was raised amongst a vibrant queer community.
Her dad was gay Olympic athlete Dr. Tom Waddell, who also founded the Gay Games. Her mom was activist Sara Lewinstein....
October 6, 2026
Branson, Mo. — Jim Bakker, who along with his first wife Tammy Faye built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful "The PTL Club" TV show, only to lose it all over a sex scandal and...
September 24, 2026
For decades, U.S. colleges and universities have been regarded as among the best in the world. From the Ivy League to state research institutions, thousands of students and professors from around the...
September 3, 2026
Gloria Steinem, the indefatigable feminist and journalist whose activism revolutionized the personal and professional lives of women, has died.
She was 92.
Steinem “passed away peacefully at her...
September 1, 2026
We know that AI is transforming modern life in myriad ways – influencing everything from scientific research to student education.
But it's less clear how we're all affected as consumers, with the...
August 31, 2026
Fresh fruit is one of the most constant features of an American grocery store.
Apples, pears, and cherries may remain on shelves long after harvest season ends, but the workforce behind them often...
August 21, 2026
When it comes to seeing the East Coast at a slower, more laid-back pace, few experiences rival Amtrak’s Silver Meteor and Palmetto routes. Both trains travel from the northeast to the southeast,...
August 14, 2026
The amount of pollution spilling out of fossil-fuel generators is astounding. In the United States, this explosion of emissions is led by states like Texas, which on a global scale is comparable only...
July 27, 2026
Redheads are a rare breed, with people who sport ginger locks making up less than 2% of the global population. With such low numbers, would it be possible for red hair to go "extinct," leaving people...
July 15, 2026
One of the major reasons we find ourselves in this current climate crisis is because of a near-religious devotion to convenience. For more than a century, scientists have known that burning coal warms...
July 13, 2026
For anyone out there who was thinking about dabbling in some light cannibalism, I’ve got some bad news for you. Turns out, as reported by Reuters, researchers from Poland and the Czech Republic have...
July 10, 2026
Oh, Pepsi. When will it learn to stop trying to be edgy? Having already demonstrated how bad it can be when brands fail at being woke, the soft drink company's latest gaffe seemed like an attempt to...
May 14, 2026
Adam McKay attacked the Democratic Party during a recent appearance on the “Urgent Futures” podcast and slammed “white liberals” as “the worst” for American politics.
“It is incredible to watch...
June 1, 2025
The 12-year campaign to free Ross Ulbricht — the criminal mastermind behind the Silk Road, the original crypto-enabled dark web mail-order-drug emporium — finally ended in January, when newly-minted...
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